2010 Winter Olympics Infographic

by Dan

The following infographic is a projection of the final medal count for the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics had Team Canada consisted solely of actor William Shatner, Canadian extraordinaire.

The Shat Dominates

I know what you’re probably thinking:

But, Dan, Shatner is a man. He couldn’t win the women’s events. It’s impossible!

They also said it was impossible to beat the Kobayashi Maru. And then Shatner showed it who’s boss (hint: Shatner is boss; very much so).

But even a man as manly as William Shatner can’t single-handedly win team sports like the four-man bobsled or ice hockey.

I repeat: Kobayashi Maru. Also: T.J. Hooker. Never underestimate The Shat. Ever.

I rest my case.